1. If you tell them your financial woes they’ll offer to cut your hair for free.

2. They’re willing to use standard office shears.

3. They’ll go and find a dingle hopper when you don’t have a comb handy.

4. They’ll make you look like a million bucks…because they’re just that good.

Thank you Brittany for your awesomeness. Thanks creative chaos for a place to post this in community.